It was the look on Kyst’s face though when the woman smacked him that made Juniper frown and then he smacked her back, hard. He backhanded her right across the face.
“My mother taught me to never hit a girl but if you think some bitch is going to slap me and I don’t slap her back after she burns the fuck out of me with my coffee, you’re fucking nuts.”
“He hit her!” Juniper gasped.
“Oh, this is the sexy part. Frank is coming,” Suki exclaimed excitedly.
Juniper watched the screen as the largest man she ever saw in her life walked up and picked Kyst up by the shirt and tossed him onto the hood of his car.
“You don’t fucking hit a woman.”
“She hit me first and dumped coffee on me. Fuck you buddy! I’m a lawyer and it was self-defense.” Kyst was scrambling to get off his car as Frank loomed over him.
Frank looked at the woman, “there is video surveillance out here. Let’s call the cops and -” The woman waved her hands frantically and ran off in her high-heels to a sports car parked several cars away and got it in it in a hurry. He looked at Kyst, “it’s your fucking lucky day but I have a friend who does work with the Toronto police and if they need a witness for her, I’m there.” He gave Kyst another shove and got into the car.
“Fuck you buddy,” Kyst screamed, “the bitch hit me first and I’m supposed to take it? Not in this century. Fuck that!” he looked down at his shirt, gave a frustrated curse and got into his car.
“The gentlest giant in the world went to save the day like a modern-day hero.” Suki gushed. “I can’t believe he just jumped right into a brawl without even thinking to back up a woman.”
“Did you see how Kyst actually got air from that loss?” she giggled behind her hand. “Frank is really strong.”
“He really is.” Suki grinned, “and he has stamina.”
They high fived over the table both giggling before Suki got serious again.
“That was definitely a client though, right? Was she the one from Montreal?”
“No. The one from Montreal has a really thick French accent. She was definitely not French. How many of them are there?”
“Do you think this was his schtick?” Suki asked curiously. “Do you think in order to drum up new business and make himself seen by his boss, he was flirting and sexting with women and leading them on?”
“It’s weird,” Juniper shook her head. “Nobody drums up business this way.”
“Frank said the same thing. He said lawyers don’t usually round up clients with their penises. His experience is that lawyers get to use their penises once they are rich and famous. He thinks there is more to it than this when I told him who he was. He told me to send you and Adil the video, but I didn’t want to send it until I talked to you first.”
Juniper shook her head, “how many of his clients were women?”
“I don’t know.”
“It doesn’t make sense.” Kyst was a good-looking man but the fact there were multiple women chasing him for his dick was surprising.
“What if Denise really was the first person he actually cheated on you with, at least physically?”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean, sex sells, right? What if,” Suki shrugged with both hands in the air, “he was telling all these beautiful women everything they wanted to hear and they all thought they were in some kind of relationship with him. If this woman,” she tapped the phone, “thought it was her turn since you were divorcing him, what if he was stringing a bunch of them along and now they’re all coming out of the woodwork for the dick he promised them.”
“You think he was sexting a bunch of different women?”
“Maybe not all at once.”
“It’s still cheating as far as I’m concerned. These women were sending him nudes!”
“I know,” Suki grimaced. “I want to know what he said to them to make them think they were going to be in his bed someday.”
“Look. I’m not going to lie and say he was a shitty lay. He was great in bed. We had a great sex life but it’s clear I wasn’t enough for him. He needed more and maybe he was getting it by way of flirting and sexting with other women. I still feel he likely crossed a line into physical more than once. Adil is doing a deep dive into the woman from Montreal, who by the way, is in town and did show up at his office yesterday afternoon.”
“So, there is more than one maniac out there looking for a taste of Kyst?”
“I never considered him to be a sleezy lawyer type but honestly, this is worse than an ambulance chaser. If he’s chasing skirts to get clients it’s gross.”
“Adil will find out.” Suki nodded.
“I know.”
“Speaking of, tell me more of what happened last night? How did you go from no intercourse to getting oral?” Suki whispered the question, her eyes darting around to make sure nobody overheard her.
“Well,” she laughed, “I complained about how I had needs and suddenly I was on the dining room table like an all-you-can-eat buffet.”
“Fuck off,” Suki squealed and slapped the table. “All three of them?”
She nodded vigorously. “Yes. All three of them. They made me pass out.”
“No way. Like you passed out because you were tired after and slept through dinner or you literally passed out cold.”
“The second one and I can also say, I don’t remember ever having an orgasm like that. I literally blacked out for seconds and then they were talking of doing it again. Then Phineas put me on his lap during dinner and fed me.”
“What’s with that?”
“Adil and Beni theorize it’s his way of earning love.”
New Book: Back Home to Marry Off Myself
Loredana’s father left the family for his mistress, leaving them to fend for themselves abroad. When life was at its toughest, her father showed up with “good news” after 8 years of absence: To marry off Loredana to a paralyzed son of the wealthy Mendelsohn family.