And no-it doesn’t feel good.
I should forget about her. There are plenty of alternates waiting to step up to bat. I should move onward and upward. Downward is always fun too.
I should . . . but I don’t want to. It’s not just that she’s beautiful, wild, and her tits are the stuff wet dreams are made of. More than all of that-Dee’s interesting. Fascinating. Different than any other girl I’ve dated before. The way her mind works, how she teases, challenges me-I could spend day after day just talking to Delores and never get bored.
She makes me think, she makes me laugh . . . she makes me hard.
And just like a baseball scout can look at a Little Leaguer and see an MVP in the making, I know Dee and I could be great together. Legendary. I feel the potential every time I’m close to her. That’s what keeps my thoughts-and my fantasies-coming back to her. Because with a little time and some extra effort, we’ll both be reaping some sweet rewards.
By Tuesday night, I take the bull by the horns-or in this case, the bitch by the ears.
I skip the gym and stake out Delores’s apartment building, hell-bent on catching her on her way home from work.
She’s walking down the block now, briskly striding in shiny, open-toed heels, a flowy white blouse that billows with every swing of her arms, and a green, snakeskin skirt. I trot down to her. Her chin rises determinedly when she sees me, not missing a step.
“Hey, stranger.”
“Hi, Matthew.”
I walk beside her. “How have you been?”
“Busy.”
“Too busy to pick up the phone, huh?”
“Someone call an exorcist-you’ve been possessed by my mother.”
I grasp her elbow, bringing her to a stop. At first she’s annoyed, but when her eyes meet mine, I feel it. Electricity. Excitement. Her eyes dance over my face, drinking in every detail. And my own relief at seeing her again-after days of settling for paltry memories-is mirrored in her gaze.
“I’m not him, Dee.”
“Who?”
“Whatever jerk-off made you so ready to run-scared of relationships. Of letting yourself actually fucking feel something . . . want someone . . . the way I know you want me.”
She crosses her arms and cocks her hip. “You must not fly very often-the airline’s baggage weight limit is forty pounds. Your enormous head must weigh at least a hundred.”
Depends on which head she’s referring to.
I smile. “Very funny.”
She turns away, watching the passing cars. And when she speaks her voice is somber. A mixture of sadness and fear. “It wasn’t a ‘who,’ Matthew . . . it was a them. I’ve been here before. There’s no point in sitting through the drama when you already know the ending.”
I cup her jaw, brushing the warm, petal softness of her cheek with my thumb. “But I’m not like them.”
“That’s what they all say, and I let myself believe them. But eventually, the truth comes out, and the guy I cared about-the guy I thought I knew-turns out to be a loser, or a gambler, or married, or just a plain old son of a bitch.”
My chest tightens at her wounded expression. At her hurt. And a part of me wants to hunt down every one of the idiots she referred to and smash their faces in for their stupidity.
I lean in close, ghosting my lips along her neck. Because I want to overwhelm her so she’ll forget about her doubts and her fears and all the assholes she’s ever known. And I’ll be the only one she feels-the only one she’ll remember.
“Come out with me tonight, Delores. One more time. Even if it’s the last.”
She wants to say yes. It’s there in her eyes, in the way her body turns toward me and her hand naturally gravitates to my arm. But what comes out of her mouth is, “I don’t know . . .”
I press my lips to her ear and whisper, “Give me one more night and after that, if you want, I won’t bother you again.”
She tilts her head back and runs her fingers along my jaw. “You’re a tough guy to say no to.”
“It’s a gift.”
She sighs. “All right-one more night. But the clubs are going to be empty.”
I smile and hold her hand as we start walking toward her apartment again. “We’re not going to a club.” My eyes skim her smooth, bare legs. “And, you should probably put pants on.”
Curiosity sweeps across her face. “Where are we going?”
I wink. “It’s a surprise.”
If any of you out there were already wishing I’d marry your daughter? You’re gonna go nuts for this next part.
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I pull my bike into a parking spot in the almost empty lot. I nudge the kickstand with my foot and climb off. Delores rips the helmet off her head for a better look at the glowing sign.
ROLLER-SKATING CENTER
We’re in Newark-the decent part. Because, like drive-in movie theaters, roller rinks are quickly becoming extinct. There aren’t any left in Manhattan and only a few still in Jersey. I did some Google searching-figured, given the pictures in her apartment, this would be the kind of date that would make Dee all giggly and gushy.
And after hot and horny, that’s the next best thing.
As usual, I wasn’t wrong. Dee’s smile is blinding as she gets off my motorcycle. She claps her hands and hops up and down. “Oh my God, this is gonna be awesome! I haven’t been skating in . . . I can’t even remember how long!”
It may sound pansy, but watching Delores smile is quickly becoming one of my favorite things to do. Finding ways to make her smile could easily become a new hobby.
“Do you skate?” she asks as we walk into the building.
Growing up, roller-skating wasn’t a frequent pastime for my friends and me. But, I’m pretty sure I can hold my own.
“Once, when I was like, nine.”
She grips my arm. “It’s like riding a bike; you never forget.” Her eyebrows wiggle. “And I do a kick-ass shuffle.”
I chuckle. “I’m sure you do.”
Inside, the place smells like a mixture of rubber, floor polish, and slightly moldy rugs. After renting our skates and lacing up, we hit the rink.
Where I proceed to fall on my ass. Hard.
But, in a cool way, of course.
Dee stands next to me, laughing, and offers her hand. I take it-then pull her down with me. On top of me. I cover her giggling mouth with mine, and I bite her lip in punishment. But just when things are starting to get good, a pimply faced boy in a white-and-black referee uniform skids to a stop inches from us.
“Um . . . you can’t . . . This is a family place . . . You can’t do that here.”
I smile. “Sorry.” Delores covers her chuckle with her hand.
I drag myself up the wall and start again. By our second lap, I’m steadier on my feet and we cruise next to each other. There’s only a handful of other skaters on the floor-most of them look under the age of ten. “I think we’re the oldest people here,” I tell Dee.
“No. Look at them.” She points to a Hispanic couple that doen’t look a day under eighty, holding hands, skating in perfect sync. “Aren’t they sweet? That’s how I want to be when I’m old.”
They look . . . happy. Tired, a little worn around the edges, but totally comfortable with each other. It must be gratifying to be with someone who knows you as well as you know yourself-and at the end of the day, still wants to go roller-skating with you.
“Being them when I’m old would be nice. Being Hugh Hefner would be better.”
Dee throws her head back and laughs. Then she agrees with me.
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Later, Delores is taking a break, sitting down on a bench, while I get some sodas from the snack bar. As I hobble back, a kid with a slick smile and a backwards baseball cap skates up to Dee. Physically, he looks about twelve-but his attitude seems much older.
And he sounds like Joey Tribbiani. “Hey, babe, how you doin’?”
Dee smirks. “I’m doin’ awesome, thanks.”
“How about you and me-next couples skate?”
Before she can answer, I’m there handing her the soda-and answering for her. “I got next couples skate, kid. Called it.”
His little punk eyes look me over. Then he tells Dee, “You get sick of the Angus beef over here and wanna try some veal, I’ll be over there.” He hooks his thumb toward the arcade games that line the wall, then he skates away.
“What the hell was that?”
Delores chuckles. “That is exactly how I picture you as a kid.”
I shrug. “It’s close. I was less obnoxious, much more charming.”
New Book: Back Home to Marry Off Myself
Loredana’s father left the family for his mistress, leaving them to fend for themselves abroad. When life was at its toughest, her father showed up with “good news” after 8 years of absence: To marry off Loredana to a paralyzed son of the wealthy Mendelsohn family.