She shakes her head. “Oh, please. This has nothing to do with the money, Drew. Not for you.” Then a new thought occurs to her. “And what about James’s gifts? For weeks we’ve been pushing off putting his big presents together-the bike, the trampoline . . .”
Damn it. I forgot about those.
“I’ll see if Matthew can come over later and help you out. Until he does, after James is asleep, start to do it on your own.”
“If I’d known I was going to be alone, I would’ve gone home to see my mother.”
I step closer. “First of all, this is your home. Second, we talked about this-I’m not dragging James out to Bumfuck, Ohio, for Christmas. We’d be in line at airport security longer than we’d actually be at your mother’s!”
“We spent last Christmas with your side-“
“And if your side wanted to see us that badly, she could’ve hauled her ass to New York. She’s one person-our three beats her one. Majority rules, sweetheart.”
“Screw your ‘sweetheart’-I am so angry at you right now!”
I roll my eyes. “And we both know you’ll get over it.”
Kate’s mouth widens in a gasp. And a black boot comes hurtling at my head. She has the aim of a major-league closer, but in the last few years I’ve become a master ducker.
Smash.
Another lamp bites the dust.
“You’re an asshole!”
“A fact you were well aware of before you married me.” I shrug. “No take-backs.”
Kate growls.
So hot.
Then she stomps down the hall into our bedroom and slams the door behind her, rattling the picture frames on the walls.
And they say men are the violent ones.
I sigh. I just don’t have time to deal with this right now. Don’t look at me like that-I’m not trying to be a prick. I love Kate; I hate that she’s mad. But give me a break-it’s one day. Why does she-why do women everywhere-have to make such a big fucking deal over one day?
I put my shoes on, then walk down the hall and brace my hands on the frame of the bedroom door. And talk through it.
“Okay . . . so, I’m gonna head out.”
I wait. I listen.
Nothing.
“So that’s how you’re gonna play this? Not speaking to me? Real nice, Kate-very mature.”
Still nothing.
I admit-her cold shoulder bothers me. Not enough to change my plans, but enough for me to try to talk her out of the silent sulk one last time.
“You’re not even gonna kiss me good-bye? What if I get pushed in front of a subway train by a deranged homeless person? It could happen. And if it does, you’re going to feel awful.”
That does the trick. The bedroom door is yanked open.
Kate stands there, with one hand on her hip and a sugary sweet smile on her face. “And we both know I’ll get over it.”
Then she slams the door in my face.
chapter 2
Although I don’t believe I have any actual firsthand knowledge, it’s colder than a witch’s tit outside. Wind cuts through the city streets and the sky is a gloomy gray, hinting at a coming snowstorm.
On the corner, a block from my building, a scraggily faced man in layered, shabby clothes shouts about the apocalypse-the end of days-and how we all need to turn our lives around before time runs out. It’s not an uncommon occurrence; guys like him litter the city. But today it seems weirdly . . . foreboding.
I open the door to the building and am greeted by Sam, a security guard in his early twenties who typically helms the night shift.
“Merry Christmas, Mr. Evans.”
“Same to you, Sam.” He swipes my ID badge and I ask, “They put you on Christmas Eve?”
He shrugs. “I volunteered. Hard to argue with time and a half. Plus it gives the fellas with families time to spend at home.”
Guilt pokes at me like the spring of worn-out couch. But I ignore it. “You don’t have any family?”
“Not yet. My girlfriend and I are going to my mother’s for dinner tomorrow. She’s out in Yonkers.”
I slide my badge into my pocket and pull a fifty out of it. “I’ll be here pretty late tonight. In case I don’t catch you on the way out, have a happy holiday.” We shake hands and I slip him the fifty. Because I subscribe to my father’s line of thought: an employee who feels appreciated-and well compensated-is a productive employee. And if I want anyone to be productive, it’s the guy responsible for keeping the building safe.
He smiles gratefully. “Thanks a lot, Mr. Evans.”
I nod and head up the elevator to the fortieth floor.
The offices are dark, the only light coming from the full-size Christmas tree in the corner and the illuminated electric menorah on the table beside it. The whole floor is quiet and still.
Not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse.
I flick the lights on in my office and sit down at my desk to get to work. While my laptop boots up, I look at the phone.
And consider calling Kate.
I don’t like it when she’s pissed at me. It feels . . . wrong. Off-kilter. And it’s distracting. Tonight I need to be focused-on top of my game.
I don’t pick up the phone.
Because calling her to say I’m sorry, but I’m staying at the frigging office anyway, won’t go over well. Besides, she’s never been able to stay mad at me for long. By the time I get home, I bet she’ll be over it, just like I said.
An hour later, I’m staring at my computer screen, reviewing the proposal I’m gonna pitch to Media Solutions. I yawn deeply and my vision blurs. The scorching rechristening of our living room and kitchen must’ve worn me out more than I thought. I stretch my arms and crack my neck, trying to wake myself up.
But after five minutes, as I read paragraph seventeen, my eyelids become heavy. Until they droop and drag to a close.
I bolt awake at my desk-disoriented and slightly panicked. The way my grandfather used to snore away in his recliner, before jerking up and claiming he was just “resting my eyes.”
Glancing at my watch, I’m relieved to see it’s only been a few minutes since I dozed off. “Wake the fuck up, Evans. No time for a nap.”
I head over to the conference room and make myself a quick cup of coffee. I sip the hot beverage of the gods and step back into my office.
And there, sitting on my suede couch-the same suede couch that played such a prominent role in my early Kate Brooks fantasies-is a woman.
Do you see her, too?
She’s strikingly beautiful. A pert nose, full lips, bright green eyes, and aristocratic cheekbones. Her hair is honey blond and long with a slight curl. She’s wearing a conservative white dress, blazer, and heels-something Kate would wear to the office. A string of pearls adorns her long neck and matching earrings decorate her lobes.
“Hello,” she greets me in a warm voice.
My eyes dart from her to the door. Security always calls before letting a client up.
“Hi,” I return. “Can I . . . help you?”
“Actually, I’m here to help you, Drew.”
Huh. She knows my name.
Has she crawled from the sea of my former one-night stands? It wouldn’t be the first time one tracked me down at my place of business. But with me riding the monogamy bandwagon these last eight years, it hasn’t happened for a long time.
“Have we met somewhere before?” I ask-but I really mean Have we fucked somewhere before?
She laughs, though I don’t know why. It’s a pleasant, alluring sound. “Always so clever. I’ve been watching you for a long time, Drew. You never fail to entertain.”
I set my coffee on the desk and face her head-on. “You’ve been watching me for a long time? Yeah, ’cause there’s nothing weird about that.”
“Well, it’s my job to watch you. I’m your guardian angel, after all.”
There’s a lot of crazy walking around New York City. And I don’t just mean the obvious vagrants mumbling around Penn Station or the naked cowgirl in Times Square. Professional dog walkers, bicyclists, and most employees of the sanitation department have several fucking screws loose, too.
You have to be careful with insane people. Getting them worked up isn’t a good idea. So I just nod and try to keep her calm.
New Book: Back Home to Marry Off Myself
Loredana’s father left the family for his mistress, leaving them to fend for themselves abroad. When life was at its toughest, her father showed up with “good news” after 8 years of absence: To marry off Loredana to a paralyzed son of the wealthy Mendelsohn family.